<p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;">    </span>1</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、钢琴课<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">音乐课上，老师弹奏了一支优美的乐曲。毛毛的同桌问他：“你懂音乐吗？”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">毛毛回答：“懂！”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">同桌又问他：“老师在弹什么？”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">毛毛回答：“弹钢琴。”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">2</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、妻子与钢琴<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“我真不知道该怎么办，”一个男人对一位精神病医生说，“我妻子认为她是架钢琴。”“那就带她到我这儿来看看。”医生说。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“你疯了吗？”男人叫道，“你知道搬一架钢琴要花多少钱吗？”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">3</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、钢琴演奏家<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“我一见你就象钢琴演奏家见到钢琴一样！”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“真的？你那么喜欢我？”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“才不是呢，我一见你那副样子就讨厌，想敲你啊！”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">4</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、练习钢琴指法<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">一位著名钢琴家乘火车赴<span lang="EN-US">K</span>城演出，她在包厢里休息时，用手弹动床边的几个按钮练习指法。到<span lang="EN-US">K</span>城时，火车晚点了两个小时，她责怪列车长，列车长抱歉地回答说：“我们在路上先后共停车十次，因为不时有人按动警报器，可又找不到是谁。”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">5</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、牙齿<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“妈妈，你知道谁的牙根是黑色的，而牙齿是白色的？”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“不知道，宝贝。你能说说看吗？”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">“钢琴。”<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">6</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、报时钢琴<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">汉斯对朋友们夸口说：“我的钢琴真了不起，每当疯狂演奏时，便会报出时间来。”朋友不信，便动手狂奏一番，忽然间墙壁被敲得嘣嘣山响，一老妇人大叫道：“别吵了，现在已经十二点了。”<span lang="EN-US"> </span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">7</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、初次登台<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">两位歌唱家有一次在一起交谈。其中一位说：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>我初次登台就获得巨大的成功。观众献给我的鲜花，让我妻子开个花店还绰绰有余<span lang="EN-US">"</span>。<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">另一位说：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>那算不了什么。我首次登台演出时，观众们如痴如醉，他们还送给我一幢房子呢！<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">"</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">那不可能，你是在吹牛。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">"</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">他们确实送了一幢房子给我。当然，只不过每人一次扔上来一块砖头罢了。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;" lang="EN-US">8</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">、音乐家的石膏像<span lang="EN-US"></span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">甲：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>我想在新买的钢琴上摆放一个著名音乐家的石膏像，你认为在莫扎特、贝多芬、舒伯特、肖邦这几个人中哪一个好呢<span lang="EN-US">?</span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">乙：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>当然是贝多芬。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">甲：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>为什么呢？<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></p><p align="left" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt; text-indent: 28.5pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-line-height-alt: 10.35pt;" class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black; font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">乙：<span lang="EN-US">"</span>因为他是聋子。<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span></p>